- you’re brushing your teeth at a friend’s house and look down to see YOUR toothbrush still on the counter.
- you return clothes to a store and they announce “You can’t return these. You didn’t buy them here.”
- you smell poo during a work interview and realize it’s on the medallion of your necklace from the baby’s morning diaper change.
- you change out of your clothes and find the chocolate you ate in the car must’ve dropped onto the seat and you were sitting in it.
- you’re at work and notice that you’re wearing two different shoes.
- you realize the webcam is on as you log onto a national conference from home, and you’re sitting at your desk in just a towel.
- you rack up $250 in groceries and your wallet is in your other purse.
- you get your kids on the bus then find yourself locked out of the house in your bathrobe …just your bathrobe.
- you forget where you are for a split second and burp out loud at work.
- you sing your heart out on the way to work, then see that you never hung up your cell phone when leaving a message on the school’s answering machine when you called your child in sick.Some of these are personal experiences — some shared — hope they all made you smile. 🙂
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I recognized too many of them. I’m surprised #4 hasn’t been officially named after me.
I’m now reliving my shame
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#4 happened to me last week. Walked around for hours with a big brown spot on the butt of my pants. Nice.
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Awesome! I’ve done at least half of these. Just the other day a co-workers thought she hung up on me and started singing in her car.
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I did it at home, then told Michele and she did it in her car. I must’ve jinxed her.
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“You forget where you are for a split second and burp out loud at work.”
Happens way too often during my university class 😛
Haha cutest post ever! ❤
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The week after I wrote this, my co-worker burped so loud I could hear him in my office. I stuck my head in his doorway and said “Hey, did you read my blog?”
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Hahahaha he must’ve 😀
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